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I shall not pretend to enthrall and excite you, the same way I don't profess to enthrall and excite my kitten into entertaining itself without walking over my keyboard. Some things just can't be denied. Instead, I shall type away the happenings and, what is sometimes infinitely more important, the non-happenings within my life.
So it is with great admiration and respect for the endurance that you are about to sustain, that I offer you me, Matthew Latham. My life in words.